Special News Alert:
From the Pentagon
For Immediate Release
Declassified.
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation and activation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). Pictured below is an official Pentagon photo of one of the USRSF troopers with his standard field issued weapon.
These Southern boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
God Bless the USRSF troopers.
For those of you who are not familiar with the USRSF organization, here are some picture taken while on a Special Ops training mission.
These are the major staff personnel of the unit.
They are equipped with some of the most modern military equipment available to any fighting force in the world:
Now that you have become familiar with outstanding outfit, won’t you keep them in your prayers as they engage the Radical Islamic terrorists who threaten our American way of life?
Thank you. Mr. Bob signing off.
And a special thanks to all of the brave Americans who have posted pictures of our beloved American Rednecks.
Although they do smell like the wrong end of a sick goat and they do have an uncomfortable love for killing anything that disagrees with them, those Turbaned Terrors of the Middle-East do have the honor of discovering coffee. Well their goats did, at least. Ya gotta give them something for that… something in a little higher caliber, perhaps? Hey, where does an old Grunt sign on? The U.S.R.S.F must have a recruiter in the Ozarks! Seek The Core!!
Its bout damn time those damn yank-mees step aside and let the big boy handle things. I am southern born, and DAMN proud of it. When someone calls me redneck I take it as a complement. And I know with out an Effin Doubt that if Redneck were sent in to Iraq, thing would not be so bad over their for my my brothers.
AMEN KOUNTRY!!! IM A DAMN REDNECK AND PROUD OF IT!!! SEND OUR BROTHERS INTO TALIBAN PLACES AND WELL PUT A WHOOPIN ON EM
I do salute your sense of patriotism and honor.