Are you part of the problem?

October 16, 2008

Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida .

Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It’s a win-win situation.

I've got answers to everything.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Are there any other problems that you’d like for me to solve today? Yes!

Think about this one:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal,’ ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,’ and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians . . . . It creates a hostile work environment.

PART OF THE PROBLEM
Also, Think about this: If you don’t want to forward this for fear of offending someone–YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

It is Time for America to Speak up!

Yep, I passed it on!

Now this is an Old Girl I could get to love,

Night,

Mr. Bob

And a tip of the bowl to Gary B for send this email.

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Don’t need no stinking badges…. We are INS!

October 31, 2007

Lazy day at the homestead, again! Nobody is really doing anything really exciting, so I, Mr. Bob got to reading some of the old emails that friends have sent me or the big guy leaves laying around. One really grabbed my attention. So, without further fanfare, I shall type away with my long, black nails for you all to read… The saga starts out:

I have a friend who is president of his homeowners association in the Dallas, Texas suburbs. They were having a terrible problem with litter near some of his association’s homes. The reason according to Wallace (my friend) is that six very large, luxurious new houses are being built right next to their community.

The trash was coming from the Mexican laborers working at the construction sites and included bags from McDonald’s, Burger King and 7-11, plus coffee cups, napkins, cigarette butts, coke cans, empty bottles, etc. He went to see the site supervisor and even the general contractor, politely urging them to get their workers not to litter the neighborhood, to no avail. He called the city, county, and police and got no help there either.

So here’s what his community did. They organized about twenty folks, named themselves The “Inner Neighborhood Services” group, and arranged to go out at lunch time and “police” the trash themselves. It is what they did while picking up the trash that is so hilarious.

They bought navy blue baseball caps and had the initials “INS” embroidered in gold on the caps.

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to understand what they hoped people might mistakenly think the letters really stand for. (Ms Ruby thinks this really dumb). What’s bitach know about humor?

After the Inner Neighborhood Services group’s first lunch time pickup detail, with all of them wearing their caps and some carrying cameras, 46 out of the total of 68 construction workers did not show up for work the next morning — and haven’t come back yet.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement badge.__________________It’s been 1o days now.___________________U.S. Immigration and Naturalization badge.
The General Contractor, I’m told, is madder than hell, but can’t say anything publicly because he could be busted for hiring illegal aliens. Wallace and his bunch can’t be accused of impersonating federal personnel, because they have the official name of the group recorded in their homeowner association minutes a long with a notation about the vote to approve formation of the new subcommittee — and besides, they informed the INS in advance of their plans and according to Wallace, the INS said basically, “Have at it!”

Now that is something to howl about, what a hoot! I’d love to wonder around down town with stinking ICE or INS badge on. I’d give those little Mexican Chihuahua’s are fun for their money… All the back across the boarder! Well, I’m just doing my civic duty and helping any way I can with the Illegal Immigration problem we have in this GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS!!!!

Running grey …..Chihuahua… Another name for dinner…


HARSH YOU SAY??

June 22, 2007

We just got this from a friend today and thought it was just too good not to post. Wow, how come what is good for the goose, is not the same for the gander? Or something like that. Mr. Bob is not alway the sharpest pencil in the box. But I think you will get the general idea.

HARSH YOU SAY??

 

 

There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools.

 

No special ballots for elections.

 

 

All government business will be conducted in our language.

 

 

Foreigners will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here.

 

 

Foreigners will NEVER be able to hold political office.

 

 

Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers.

 

 

No welfare, no food stamps, no health care, or other government assistance programs.

 

 

Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.

 

 

If foreigners do come and want to buy land that will be okay.

 

 

BUT options will be restricted.

 

 

You are not allowed waterfront property. That is reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.

 

 

Foreigners may not protest; no demonstrations, no waving a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies.

 

 

If you do you will be sent home.

 

 

If you do come to this country illegally, you will be hunted down and sent straight to jail.

 

 

Harsh, you say?……..
The above laws happen to be the immigration laws of MEXICO.

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