The kind of representation we have in congress.

September 28, 2008

A friend* was kind enough to send me this piece. He read it on the Internet, so you darn well know it’s true. Besides it sounds like Nancy Pelosi.

A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE OF THE KIND OF REPRESENTATION WE HAVE IN CONGRESS:

A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) happened to appear.

Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

“Would you mind telling me, Doctor,” she asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?”

“Nothing is easier,” he replied. “You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.”

“What sort of question?” asked Pelosi.

Well, you might ask ‘Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'”

Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, “You wouldn’t happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don’t know much about history.”

She who would be queen.

She who would be queen.

* Tip of the old hat to Donald J for the idea.

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‘Top Ten Signs Barack Obama is Overconfident’

July 31, 2008

Letterman’s ‘Top Ten Signs Barack Obama
is Overconfident’

From the Late Show with David Letterman, a “Top Ten” list written for the July 29 show, but edited out for time from what aired yet accidentally posted on the show’s Web site, the “Top Ten Signs Barack Obama is Overconfident.”

Late Show home page: lateshow.cbs.com

For video of Letterman presenting this list: lateshow.cbs.com

10. Proposed bill to change Oklahoma to “Oklobama”

9. Offered Bush 20 bucks for the “Mission Accomplished” banner

8. Asked guy at Staples, “Which chair will work best in an oval-shaped office?”

7. The affair with Barbara Walters

6. Having head measured for Mount Rushmore

5. Guy sits around eating soup all day

4. He’s voting for Nader

3. Offered McCain a job in gift shop at Obama Presidential Library

2. Announced his running mate will be Andy Dick

1. Been cruising for chicks with John Edwards


I’m Going To Save A 1K Words….

July 2, 2007

The A List Jail at the Hilton Prison.


I’m Going To Rip Off My Tail!

June 29, 2007

Enough!

I tried not to say anything. I sat here for 3 days, biting my tail so I wouldn’t make a post. But I can’t do it any longer. ENOUGH about this Publicity Whore, paris hilton (I won’t even use capitalization of her name).

She is nothing but a blond (?) under-educated, jailbird, convict slut. (Sorry, didn’t mean to show any disrespect to other jailbirds and convicts). This Publicity Whore never even completed high school. She has a farking GED that I bet mommy and daddy paid for. Now she has “attended a slew of posh schools on both coasts, including Professional Children’s, Dwight and Buckley and a school for troubled kids in Utah. Her father won’t confirm if she ever earned a high school diploma.”

Oh, I should also add that she is a lying Publicity Whore. In the same article linked above, she denies using drugs or drinking. “She likes to go out and have a good time,” says Manhattan publicist Lizzie Grubman, who has known Hilton for six years. “But that doesn’t mean alcohol and drugs are involved.”

In fact, insists Paris, she doesn’t even hit the bottle. “I hate the taste of alcohol,” she says. “When I’m drinking, I’m drinking Red Bull. When I was younger, yeah, I drank before.” But Ms. Ruby did some checking and found on the The Smoking Gun website evidence that contradicts what she told Larry King on CNN last nigh. And I might add, it even has videos. Now you lying slut, what have you got to say for yourself? And how does she explain the drinking and driving charges she has?

Time to cut the hype about this Publicity Whore. She is worthless. And what’s with that crazy bending over backward strut she has? Has she got some kind of support to keep her upright? Or is it just a curved piece of pipe that someone shoved up her ass?

That’s all I came to say. Now I need to eat some grass (lawn grass, not the hilton kind) and have a good barf. Want to join me.

Bob signing off, and good night to you all.

Hilton Saga