United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) Activated.

March 31, 2008

Special News Alert:

From the Pentagon

For Immediate Release

Declassified.

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation and activation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). Pictured below is an official Pentagon photo of one of the USRSF troopers with his standard field issued weapon.

These Southern boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

God Bless the USRSF troopers.

For those of you who are not familiar with the USRSF organization, here are some picture taken while on a Special Ops training mission.

These are the major staff personnel of the unit.

Col. Chester T. Witherspoon VII. CO of USRSFCol. D. Black, Comm ChiefDrs. Hancok & Bryson, Medical Corps USRSFCapt Iiz Uggly, MD, Medical OfficerCapt. Chess Tee, Public Affairs OfficerCapt Abu Grande, Fitness Officer2nd Lt Al L Eyze, Intel Officer

LtCol Joey Codie with body count2nd Lt Perr E Hood on a missionLt. Bub Ba Smyth, 1st Plt.Cpl Bus Tea showing body armormaj-billybobray-bubba-g2.jpgoffical-battle-flag-of-usrsf.jpgusrsf-undercover-agent.jpg

They are equipped with some of the most modern military equipment available to any fighting force in the world:

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Now that you have become familiar with outstanding outfit, won’t you keep them in your prayers as they engage the Radical Islamic terrorists who threaten our American way of life?

Thank you. Mr. Bob signing off.

And a special thanks to all of the brave Americans who have posted pictures of our beloved American Rednecks.

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