Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road?

October 23, 2008

Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road?

And now you know

And now you know

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change.

JOHN McCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: Let’s give a big shout out for that chicken!

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure, right from Day One, that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?


Enough is Enough!

March 29, 2008

Well, we tried biting our tongues but it just doesn’t work anymore. This BS of H.Clinton landing in a hot LZ and being exposed to sniper fire has got to stop. The press has given example after example of what a lier she is. Using such terms as “I miss-spoke, that is how I remember it” just don’t fly. The woman is a lier and everyone knows it. She is a pathologic lier. Funny how she can’t remember important facts of when she was in private law practice or first lady.

She has lied to the American people and the people of the entire world regarding her stand on the Iraq war. She voted in favor of the war. She also was a poster child supporting President Bush’s decision to go to war. She read all the same intelligence report that every other member of Congress read, including President Bush read. She knew she was committing our young men and women to war, and had no remorse for doing it.

Now we see another Clinton following in her parents footsteps. Chelsea. On national TV, when asked by reporters about her mother’s mis-spoken account of her landing under fire, Chelsea responded by saying, “I stand by my mother’s words”. Talk about the nut not falling from the tree. Didn’t she see the film clips to refresh her memory? Can’t she speak for herself? Why does she have to lie? Just another generation of power starved Democrats, starting down the path to political corruption.

The more we think about it, the perfect team for the Democrats would be Hillary Clinton and John Kerry. Think of all the war story fabrications they could concoct. Biggest duo of war hero’s since Audie Murphy. (No disrespect to Mr. Murphy).

How is you humans can’t see a lier right before your eyes? Scary. We dogs are better judges of character than any Homo Sapien.

Of course, per usual, We’re sure Ms. Clinton will cry, once again, that this is all….


We, have a great day people. We just had to get that out of our craws.

Ms. Ruby & Mr. Bob